1. explosm:

By @daveexplosm. If comics aren’t your thing, maybe dramatic monologues are? Find some here: http://www.explosm.net/comics

    explosm:

    By . If comics aren’t your thing, maybe dramatic monologues are? Find some here:

  2. chabothedino:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

I’ve seen it before and it still makes me giggle every time.

This is so stupidly cute

    chabothedino:

    nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

    officialgeorgebush:

    lewdfruitington:

    omgpoetry:

    this is funny

    like really, really funny

    You sly bugger. That took me a while.

    I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

    I’ve seen it before and it still makes me giggle every time.

    This is so stupidly cute

  3. (Source: obamaflakes)

  4. punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was

    punx-files:

    brainstatic:

    historical-nonfiction:

    A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

    Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

    he was

    (Source: Wikipedia)

  5. (Source: zaynslaugh)

  6. alayneston:

    “I’m not even me now, I’m Nan.”

    You are Arya of Winterfell, daughter of the north.

  7. (Source: best-of-memes)

  8. (Source: toopunktofuck)

  9. shouldnt:

    Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

  10. yesawwwh:

    unamusedsloth:

    Even on an escalator. [Video]

    WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THIS.